Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, November 26, 2009

On the Light Side- Politically Incorrect Jokes for the Thanksgiving Table

Okay, we at the Objective Conservative are generally pretty serious, as well as admittedly very cynical. With that said we know some of you will want to enliven your turkey dinner with a few politically incorrect jokes, so we'll give you some starters.

Question: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

Answer: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

Answer: A fund raiser.

Question: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

Answer: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Question: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

Answer: Bo has papers.

Question: If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it sank, who would be saved?
Answer: America !