Sunday, January 6, 2013

TSA Stats and Our Members of Congress

We think Senator Johanns and Jeff Fortenberry would be wise to read this, especially the final line.
 
 
The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results:
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 335 members of the Senate and Congress had no balls.

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