President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced the Secret Service and Maxine Waters will continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Don't be alarmed with the earthquakes... That is just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!
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And Global Warming / Change / Whatever! is responsible for Irene!
Thank goodness there where never any natural disasters before the human race (Republicans conservatives in particular) started screwing everything up! If we had never advanced beyond the Neanderthals, we would never have had these problems! Or would we???
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