Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Is the End Still Near?
After the end of the world failed to materialize on Saturday we were relieved beyond words. Since we weren't among those transported to heaven at 6:00 we figured we'd have to just tough out the earthquakes and other catastrophes that would no doubt befall us until the end in five months. But since no one left we felt secure that Minister Camping had just once again miscalculated. After much celebration we are now told by Camping that the apocalypse will simply come as the earth is consumed by a fireball on October 21 which happens to be a Friday. Could that be the reason for the adage, T.G.I.F?
Well at least we have until then to indulge in our vices of single malt scotches and cigars.